求助，我的继母是一名性教育家，她想教我如何做爱

Come here, sweetie. I love you so much.

Hey! How's my favorite stepson doing today?

Well, I was ********. What do you want?

Oh, don't be so gnarky. Call your mom, come in and say hi to our favorite son.

Yeah, but you seem like you want something. You have that "I want something" voice right now.