Pig bottoms - 我试图欺骗我的教授，但他的大白鸡巴插了我的菊花！

So what you're telling me is all of my students are using AI for their assignment?

Uh, yeah.

They may have used AI, but you didn't even put it in your own words or try to make it not look like AI?

I just saw the people using shortcuts and I thought that, why can't I just do the same thing?

I mean, I could totally lose this scholarship and I cannot afford that.