继兄弟在女朋友旁边的南瓜里手淫

Alright, what do you call a pumpkin that spits his seed everywhere?

A jack-o-lantern.

Woah! I mean, dude, we all know you usually spit your seed on the floor anyway.

Is that why you always volunteer to clean up the bathroom floor cum slut?

What? Well, you're lucky I don't tell your girlfriend you're such a creepy brother.